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The Holy Text of Cars
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Welcome my dear Child
Hello there my child. I welcome you to "The Realm of Retards". The most peacefull realm known to exist. You are now a child of McQueen. In this realm you shall learn about "The Cars lore", interesting indeed my child. I was sent down to earth by God strictly for this purpose. But if you disrespect this realm, may Tow Mater have mercy on YOU. But before you start reading "The Holy Text of Cars", we shall talk a litlle bit about this realm my child. In this realm McQueen is our God. He has many followers, but most importantly "Tow Mater The Destroyer"(the guy to the right). He uses he's strenght and he's "Cars 2 Spy turret" to destroy and banish evil spirits from this holy realm. So you have been WARNED. Every single oneof McQueen's followers has their own special purpose here. PS: Not a single soul gives a frick about your pronouns you idiot. Thats all you need to know. Now you can read about the truth, the truth about the cars and the demise of almost all other life forms my child. May McQueen be with you.