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The Holy Text of Cars
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The Holy Text of Cars
Welcome to "The Holy Text of Cars". Here we will go over the hole lore and sience. Now you can read, and understand the meaning with life my child.
1)The uprising
In this universe cars was invented in 1875. The first car was made by Charles Nicken. He was a 34 year old poor engineer, working at a train factory in Chicago. Imediatly cars became the new fancy way of traveling. In 1875-1881 it was mostly for ritch pepole, but in 1882 cheep cars where made for the mass public. The desine mostly stayed the same only changing a little bit. One day in 1884 a farmer by the name Edward Smith was driving in he's car in the desert where route 66 is today. Eventually he stumbled over a stone fountan in the middle of nowhere. he drove very fast over to it since he was dehydrated, but when he braked it started drifting uncontrolably on the dirt and he whent straight in to the fountan head first. The water started dripping into the engine. Then light came from all over, i got tighter in the car and temperature rised. Edward jumped out of the car, and saw a car with human features like eyes and a mouth. They talked for a while and the car learned about the world. He got the name Mac and they drove back to town. They kept it secret by having Edward push Mac with a blanket on top. But Mac saw threw and soon got discusted with how cars was just machines to help humans. As soon as they go t in the garage he killed Edward by driving over hhim and crushing he's head. When night came he whent out and tied up cars to his back and vent to the fountan. He gave them life and told them everything. They went back and forth the whole night making more cars to help Mac eliminate the human race. When sunrise came and all the humans went out they attacked at full speed killing all humans in their way. Not one survived. They used the next they to attatch guns to them selvs. And so they whent out. This went on to 1886. The humans found out why these towns where full of dead bodys. But now there was an army of cars. From 1886-1893 there was a great war. But eventually cars took over and humans was instinct.
2)The early days
In 1893 the war was over and there was cars all over the world. They tried to forget their past by not talking or writing about it, and eventully after the 1920s not one car knew about it. In stead the first cars took the cultures, languages and past from humans and continued on. They reconstructed citys and places after the war and burned every single evidence that humans existed.
3)What happend?
Since this is a parralel universe, pretty much everything that we have done til now since the start of the 1900s, they have done that to. Eks:WW1, The great depression, WW2, The cold war, hipsters from the 60s and 9/11. Now you might be wondering how 9/11 happend since planes have a mind of their own. Well in this universe the planes where the terrorists.
4)Reproducing
At the start of the 1900s cars understood that they must make more cars and reproduce since they started to age and die. So they started studeing the water and learn how to make more. They used the old factories to make more cars. They added mini showers to all of them so that the holy water could be used on new cars. They also made better desines. But everyone started as adults in their 30-40s. To fix this they made small cars, and those cars became babys(We will explain how they grow later). 2 cars or 1 car could pay for a child then get it. The child would represent the parents but be more modern. And if the parents payed more they could choose what kind of car they wanted. They also made living boats and planes later on. They also made the first planes out of metal.
5)The body of a car
5.A)Growing
The motor is the only thing that is kept after the transformation to a living car. As you probably know the cars are made small to become babys. And as we see the lips of a car is made out iron, but its flexible. That means that evrey piece of iron on its body can move, even grow. That is the reason they grow and become adults.
5.B)Organs
The organs of a car is pretty wierd. The ones they dont need isnt their, and the ones they need has different jobs. Eks: The mouth is eating food wich goes in to the bellysack. Not wierd but the belly sack transforms that food in to oil witch goes into the motor. Fun fact:The cars have hearts but its suposed to transport the blood with oxygen only to the brain. The boold canals only go from the lungs to the brain. The organs are all over the cars inner body, and the eyes are a part of the glass.
5.C)The motor
The motors are pretty mutch the same, exsept some things. The motor can get oil from to places, the belly and where it usally gets oil for imediate fill up. A car can live without a motor since the motor only helps with the enginering, not with the life support.
5.D)Death
When a car dies it becomes a normal car, that most likley is not in good shape. Cars age and because of that they die. But a cars aging is a little different then you might think. Like for example smokey was in his 20s when he trained Dock who was also in his 20s in the 1950s. This means in Cars 3 smokey and the other old cars is about 100 years old. This means that cars age differently from car to car and that a 90 year old can act like they are 70 like Dock and Smokey. Some die in their 90s and som die in their 100s. But the age you have to be when you are considerd to be very old is 120-140, like Lizzie who is in her 140s.
5.E)Rust
When a car rusts it ruins the metal. This causes it to stop groving and most unfortuanly death.
5.F)Why all these car parts?
Does a car have ears? Yes, it does. It has many special features.
1.The doors are used for surgery. Surgens take special keys to unlock the doors to do surgery.
2.The mirrors are ears, exept for those without them like McQueen. They just have microphones on the inside.
3.The windows can't be seen thru without X-Ray. This is mostly used to check their health.
4.The licence plates are just their normal licence
5.G)Size
Cars are actually smaller than you think. During the cars evelution from 1893-1899 cars made themselvs smaller so they can use less resources. That is why Big ben is so big in cars 2. One human is just as big as one car.
5.H)Physical illneses
In cars 2 during the scene in Paris we see a car with lights working as eyes. We can see straight thru her glass and we see her insides. Their we see a normal inside of a car. This means that her organs are being pressed in tiny spaces. This car would probably die due to this later on. Obviously this was not meant to happen, and therefor she is physicaly ill. Cars like this will probably die at the age of 20-30.
5.I)Leaking oil
When cars leak oil they go to the bathroom. Toilets are actually only used for that. Cars that are electical never go to the toilet.
6)Animals
Cars fast understood how to modify a brain. And due to polution allmost all wildlife eventually died. Because of that they created veichles looking like animals, and modified their brains to be like animals. They also added a instinct causing the animals to go to a animal factory and wait to someone gives them a child. This means that animals are weird versions of cars with mental dissorders. But not all died like crabs. In Cars 3 Cruz is afraid to hit a crab on the beach, and there is probably som bugs to like spiders.
7)Busses and Taxis
Busses and Taxis are actually used for transporting luggage. While busses are for helping normal pepole Taxis are for the ritch and very wealthy. Some special Taxis are also used for bodygards. And school-busses are for transporting school bags. And no, there is no backpacks.
8)God
In the car universe their is religion but they are all fake. In fact their is a god, but nobody knows that. How would that water worked if their wsan't a god.
9)Slurs
In the car universe slurs exist but some dont have the same meaning. Like sh*t, it does not have the same meaning so it is used to describe someones stuff in a bad way like we do in real life. And b*tch. Again just another bad word. And there are some that doesn't exist like wh*re, sl*t and the n-word.
And that is about all I can tell you, hope you liked it my child.